Years ago I had a vision. I put too much cinnamon into some food I was preparing, and the resultant dish was so filled with spice that I was able to see through time to this very moment. Yes, I knew then that I would re-read Dune in 2020, and write a review of it. That’s the reason why I’ve never done it before, I was trapped by my prescience to do so…and if you, dear reader, have never read Dune or are not familiar with it or its adaptations, well, the entire preceding paragraph will go over your head and you likely think I’m mental. Those of you who are familiar with it will be thinking “Oh! Isn’t he devilishly witty”. Today, I review the greatest science fiction novel ever written (heart on my sleeve moment, there). There will be spoilers here.